goaheadandrubyourfacealloverit:

“Yes, I’m very convinced about how sorry you are.” Or rather how sorry you will be. “Honestly, though, I highly doubt standing around and coming up with sarcastic responses all day is going to get us anywhere. So, why don’t we start with some simple trivia? Such as, oh, I don’t know, what is this place?”

"Why, you’re in the magical land of Equestria!” he spread his arms grandly, smiling sarcastically, “Emphasis on magical. Now my turn: who’re you? Name, agenda, favorite type of jello, whatever.” He summoned a bowl of cherry jello to his right hand, and the spoon in the left, digging into the gelatin enthusiastically.