disorderlydeity
asked:
Professor Sepia I feel abso/lutely/ terrible for turning your suit fabulous. Your boring little sensors in your brain must have been over loaded - so I brought you something! [pulls an enormous dress box from behind his back and shoves it into Cave's arms] It's a /lovely/ shade of drab just for you!
answered:
*ignores Cordy’s snark, looking more surprised than angry for once* You actually replaced my suit? Finally someone’s got a bit of sense arou—*notices that it is not a suit* … What the hell is this?
It’s a dress! A nice style, though it’s a high low in an awful color to match your perky personality! Don’t worry it’s sure to show off your terrible legs. [He snaps his fingers, forcibly putting the man in the dress magically rather than have him put it on] Ahah! See, I knew it would look abhorrent on you.
*looks down at himself in horror* What the fuck is wrong with you?! I’m not wearing this twink getup, no matter what kinda weird shit you’re into! *tries to pull the dress off of himself*
[He bats his hands away and looks him over]