disorderlydeity
asked:
[Covers every surface in her office area with saucy spaghetti]
assistantwithass-blog
answered:

I assume you’re here about the food fetish experiments? Technically you’re in the wrong place, but if the spaghetti’s already here I suppose we can just get to work.

assistantwithass

I’m not sure syrup sounds like a good idea. If you have access to elf ponies you’re welcome to invite them, though. Might as well turn this into an orgy with this much spaghetti to go around.

disorderlydeity

[He raises an eyebrow, reaching out to twirl a noodle around his finger and stick it in his mouth] Mm- I don’t think we’re on the same subject here [he muses with a grin]