answered:
I assume you’re here about the food fetish experiments? Technically you’re in the wrong place, but if the spaghetti’s already here I suppose we can just get to work.
[He blinks, slurping up spaghetti from a plate rather unsightly. After swallowing, he smiles] Food fetish? Well that.. [pauses, giggling] Well that’s the last response I expected.
So you’re not actually authorized to be here?
Authorized shmotherized. There’s spaghetti! [gestures around them] ..everywhere! You know, I believe I once saw a movie where an elf pony put syrup all over spaghetti. Interested?