disorderlydeity
asked:
[Covers every surface in her office area with saucy spaghetti]
assistantwithass-blog
answered:

I assume you’re here about the food fetish experiments? Technically you’re in the wrong place, but if the spaghetti’s already here I suppose we can just get to work.

disorderlydeity

[He blinks, slurping up spaghetti from a plate rather unsightly. After swallowing, he smiles] Food fetish? Well that.. [pauses, giggling] Well that’s the last response I expected.